This is a resume that someone gave me... wait for it… for their DOGS! When I told the owner that I did not allow large dog’s she returned with this.. so that I could see that they were “well behaved and proper”.
Highlights:
“They are both well-known and very popular with the residents in our present neighborhood.”
“They have personal references, which are available for your inspection.”
“Mindy even has her own raincoat and a special polartec cold-weather coat”
wow. Now i'm wondering if there are crazy people everywhere, or maybe there is just a higher concentration of them in Tampa for some reason.
ReplyDeleteI think it's something in the water.. don't worry I have a "Cali" native story coming up ;)
ReplyDeleteI think this is how human resumes should be. I like the narrative style and importance on materials things... Jeff, a recent vegetarian, loves the environment. He also drives a Honda Fit which is very economical.
ReplyDeleteHow good is their credit? Did you ask to see if they had a wallet full of plastic and Vikings?
ReplyDeleteNo.. what's in your wallet?
ReplyDeleteOooh, did you tell her you can't consider the resume without a cover letter attached? I would like to see what that would say ;-)
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