After some suggestions I decided to do something different & update my blog with "the funny" a little quicker! These are some of the things I have heard within the week..
yes I do realize it’s Tuesday. Some are funny, and some will melt your brain if
you try to re-read them.
“I’m 70% sure there
is a dead body floating in the pond”
My thoughts: Really how did you get 70%?!
“God bless America ’s somebody said he bring money to the United States
My thoughts: This
was the response I received after I asked her to clean her patio area..
Potential Resident : “Do
you have any elevators?”
My response: “ Um,
besides the one we are entering now?"
Potential Resident : "No, I mean do you have any elevators instead of just stairs?"
My thoughts: This
melted my brain, there was no language barrier she was just dumb.
Final Thoughts: According to my boss "Girl this will one day be your child" sad part is that I'm sure he's right...
#funnyordie
