Just ridiculousness..
1) "Has anyone found my assport?" "I can't find it anywhere" (He meant passport...)
2) I had a guy call, and say "Hi I'm looking for a friend"
He literally was.. I learned this the hard way 20 minutes later after thinking that he was looking for an apartment for his friend, (silly me) and couldn't get off the phone..
3)"I'm not worried I used to be a hit-man apprentice" (I've got nothing here..)
4) Fantastic that I actually have to post notices like this..
"There have been a pile of dirty clothes sitting on the counter top for over a week. Note: the clothes have been bagged up, and will be disposed of by 5/13/11 if unclaimed.Please contact the office if they belong to you."
The urgency in my tone is because they smell.. (YAK!)
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