Just a couple things that have made me giggle lately! (I couldn’t make this up if I tried...) Ok, maybe I could but with so much material I will never have to.
“My credit is bad because I’m a dancer, and broke both of my feet”
“Quick settle our debate! Was Dukakis Greek?” My question of the week during the meeting of the minds with 80 year olds in the pool area. (They think I’m a genius, and I answer all of their questions.)
“I don’t like cold cheese in my mouth” totally random we were talking about the size of the unit.
“Of course I remember you how can I forget being locked out of a unit, and having to scale the fence” It’s true I met with a banner designer, and was showing him where I wanted a banner... trick was we had to go out the window 1st floor to see it (long story) and then the window slammed shut.. (With our cell phone’s inside of course) nothing in front of us but the concrete wall, and a fence... that we had to scale to get out. I guess it would be hard to forget me for that.
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but think about it, if you rented her a place she'd be a neverending source of one dollar bills.
I like the way you think... Her accident apparently happened on the beach while she was showing a friend her "gymnastic skills"... (Note: she is also a gymnast) took a wrong turn in the sand broke both feet, and couldn't work (for obvious reasons) I can't even keep a straight face while typing this because I am replaying this in my head.
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