(I can do even better.. see picture I'm pretty sure this was him)
It starts off innocent..."I'm looking for an apartment for my dad and me" (My thoughts: Ok, seems normal)
"I was in the military, and am a good guy" (My thoughts: That’s fantastic)
“Would having a felony D.U.I Manslaughter charge prevent someone from getting an apartment?" (My thoughts: what?!)
"What if someone had an imprisonment/battery charge?" "It sounds bad but I can explain... my girlfriend and I got into a fight, and she threw her phone at me, and somehow it ended up in my apartment, and I got charged because she was not able to use her phone to call police" (My thoughts: I need an ibuprofen & where are the hidden camera's)
"I have probably said too much"
"Pretend I didn't say any of those things, and help me"
And finally my favorite...
Ending with "You’re very beautiful by the way" will earn you no points, creep me out, and will just make me laugh.
I'm Suprised he didn't say "How are to today Clare(sp?).
ReplyDeleteWell, Clarice - have the lambs stopped screaming?
ReplyDeleteYou’re very beautiful by the way ;)
My friend Fletcher said it best: "Man you are a tough sale, he said he was a good guy and that you were beautiful! Gee wiz, the guy beats his wife, does not let her call the cops and gets a DUI Manslaughter while fleeing the scene and slams in to the side of a station wagon full of Nuns killing them and you are going to hold it against him? :-)"
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