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Friday, July 13, 2012

Jason is that you??






I will say that I think the opposite about Friday 13th that most people do. I don't believe in bad luck , It has always been a lucky day for me! That being said I had an “interesting” encounter with a potential renter today. 

As we are walking to the unit he is literally doing the “chu chu chu ha ha ha” out loud in almost a sigh sound..  from the movie “Jason” http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fQzdTYKTWRo  at first I thought maybe I was just hearing things until he did it again.. ..

It get’s better, as we enter the unit no lie his phone goes off, he swears it’s his girlfriend... the ringtone is the “Michael Myers” song from the movie “Halloween” http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMLPnk9-6MM

I literally bust out laughing because it’s all so ridiculous.. but he just stared back, and apparently didn’t see the humor. I totally see that he planned on being creepy, and probably tried to scare me but it didn't work out well for him, as I'm not so easily scared. 

In the end he wanted something with a waterfront view, and I could not meet his needs..too bad. 





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Tuesday, July 10, 2012

Things that you make you go hmmm..



After some suggestions I decided to do something different & update my blog with "the funny" a little quicker! These are some of the things I have heard within the week.. yes I do realize it’s Tuesday. Some are funny, and some will melt your brain if you try to re-read them.


“I’m 70% sure there is a dead body floating in the pond”

My thoughts: Really how did you get 70%?!


“God bless America’s somebody said he bring money to the United States

My thoughts: This was the response I received after I asked her to clean her patio area..


Potential Resident : “Do you have any elevators?”

My response: “ Um, besides the one we are entering now?"

Potential Resident : "No, I mean do you have any elevators instead of just stairs?" 


My thoughts: This melted my brain, there was no language barrier she was just dumb. 



Final Thoughts: According to my boss "Girl this will one day be your child" sad part is that I'm sure he's right...

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